M.Vaughan

lizzibennet:

wish we still lived in the timeline where tiktok was still called musical.ly and hated by 99% of the internet

coffingirls:

Young children will never know the wonder of the dvd movie bonus features menu

ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

mamesmimosmums:

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

illumineeti:

powerboobs:

tumblr users will reblog anything huh

Damn right

fishingboaproceeds:

where is he traveling

jaubaius:

“Measuring my living room to see if this would work in my house…”

yungdonr:

ima love you for who you are, not what you got

foxsicle:

calellon:

bitterrosebrokenspear:

scaryorganmusic:

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone’s mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

They banned suicide you can’t even do that.

but also suicide prevention so they can’t stop you from doing that